Willow-Storm

cloevr:

nothing funnier than saying “back in my day” in your 20s as if you aren’t the toddler of adults

(via friedfriends)

optimysticals:

animasphinx:

striders:

i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords

Your landlords are profiling your pet. If your dog looks like a pittie, doberman, shepard, or other “danger” breed even if you know they aren’t it’s a way they can tell you no.

It’s also a way they can deny you (who might be a protected class) because you wouldn’t give up your dog just to live there. So if they can see something in your dog they can deny they can use it against you.

Landlords are not uwu friends.

(via boggmann)

minisculecakes:

tomendthesun:

hypnocus:

hypnocus:

hypnocus:

you’re funny but you arent die die gun. so try again

WHAT

(via everfluctuating)

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that’s been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it’s usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can’t say things that aren’t true.

lying to cops is an act of classical heroism

(via kuteon)

horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

(via boggmann)

plaidos:

i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”

(via txttletale)

egberts:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

(via kuteon)

heyitsphoenixx:

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

(via friedfriends)

the-descolada:

the-descolada:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true

(via everfluctuating)